Another Random Post

Sad times in the Trezise house. First, my camera died. RIP camera. Blogging without you is a sad prospect indeed. I will mourn your loss....until I get a replacement. But I am a little bitter, because I have missed several prime shots of the kiddos, and must I admit I have cussed (sorry) you for what I feel to be, your selfish, untimely demise. Then my vacuum bit the dust...literally, and choked. Today, Avery dumped out half a box of rainbow goldfish and proceeded to stomp them into colorful oblivion. (A picture would be therapeutic and funny...sigh....) So here I sit, staring at my goldfish-confetti riddled carpet, wishing that there was such thing as a Mommy Wish Fairy that would leave either a new camera, or a new vacuum (or better yet, BOTH) under my pillow because I have been a good Momma and haven't eaten any of my naughties today!

On anther note, Landon had several funny things to say today, and since I have no other blogging material, I will share. This morning, I got out of the shower and found Landon zoning in front of the TV. Huge surprise. I told him to go find something else to do, besides watching TV. Because he is Landon and requires a reason for everything, I informed him that "too much TV is not good for your brain". His immediate response...."Mom, I am watching NOGGIN, and it is like preschool on TV! My brain should be just fine." I did my best "Mom Skinny lips", counted to ten (twice), turned of the TV, and patiently suggested he color a picture for Dad. About 10 minutes later, he comes into the bedroom, carrying Avery's cabbage patch doll, which he has folded in half. "Look Mom, Avery's baby is a transformer! It transforms into a ball!" I love my little man, but I have to ask myself what I did to deserve all this....personality! There are days that I feel like I am losing my ever-loving mind!
I know my Mom is reading this, laughing. I have to tell her-this is your fault! You put the "Mom Curse" on me when I was little (....I hope you have a kid just like you when you grow up....). And it worked! I would suggest that you should have exercised extreme caution before tossing those words around, but I have said the same thing (a time or two) to each one of my kids. I can just imagine the feeling of justification I might have when I watch Landon with his own little know-it-all. So go ahead and laugh, Mom. I imagine you deserve it, and I apologize for the assumption that I ever knew it all.