I walked into the kitchen this morning to find this atrocity.
A Cadbery Creme egg assaulted, and then hastily discarded. The colorful, shiny wrapper ripped off and strewn about (I love the word strewn) like mere garbage, leaving the smooth, chocolaty outer shell exposed to the harsh elements. The luscious, sweet center oozing out of a horrid gash, presumably made by sharp, sharp teeth. Such a waste.
Mug shots are never pretty.
The usual suspects were rounded up and interrogated. Two of the three had airtight alibis. (Avery was tearing up toilet paper, and Landon was playing with his Pokemon cards). The third's story was shakey at best, but the evidence was all over his face. The state is awaiting results from dental impressions before charges are filed, but the case seems to be pretty open and shut.
3 comments:
Sure, they always blame the middle child. Poor kid, I feel his pain. Hee-hee!!
That was a funny posting! Glad your treat bandit was apprehended. I am waiting to hear what the sentencing will be. My girls did the same thing to a bag of Cadbury mini eggs, I was pretty upset! You can only get those once a year!!! No Respect!!
ha ha ha Before I even read what you said I was like...Tristan totally did it wiht the pictrues..ha ha ha Tristan and Dan have the same LOVE (cadbury eggs)!
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